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[pistolwhip]

stupid fucking photo bucket i can't see shit.....

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[ZEEK33]

Originally Posted by pistolwhip

stupid fucking photo bucket i can't see shit.....

your looking up shit?....its in the poop thread...a lot of it..remember?

[mevalemadres]

Originally Posted by TimmerNM

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The following are actual replies from Detroit, MI women responding to questions in a Child Support Agency Form. In the section for listing 'Father's Details,' or put it another way, 'Who is the father of your child' these are genuine excerpts from the forms.
Be sure to check out #11, it takes 1st prize and #3 is runner up.

Response #1
Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night. (Note: These are twins she is talking about....)

Response #2
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

Response #3
I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks...

Response #4
I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole in one of the door panels made by my stiletto. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

Response #5
I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.

Response #6
I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

Response #7
I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.

Response #8
Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time... well, I don't have clue.

Response #9
From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.

Response #10
So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.

Response #11
I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans, you can't be sure which one made you fart.

I'm definitely a chauvinist speech supporter, I mean, what the fuck is with these women? The one that talks about the beans, Jesus H. Christ in fucking rubber crutches, WTF? AC/DC Cd's? Fuck me. But the one that just took it from behing becuase she was puking on the window... No man, these people should be shot in the head and their corpses burned to ashes, encapsulated and then shot to the Sun so they don't contaminate the water, air or soil of the Earth. FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!

[~XanaX~]

[secret_squirrel]

Been there.