Hello to all

[rustytrombone]

Let's see...what do I say here. Well, my turn-offs are brunettes with moustaches, frat boys with white hats, fuzzy toilet seat covers, and rtypos. My turn-ons are finding suitcases of unmarked money, getting hit on by beautiful women in red ball gowns, and regenerating limbs. Oh, and pornography is also pretty swell.

I live in the woods beside a bear den and cover my nakedness with discarded bird carcasses. I have severe ADD, so there's a chance that hey those smiley things move...that's pretty swell, I had a dog named Midas, but he got hit by a car, so I should have named him Don'tgointhedamnstreet. I am a finger condom tester.

One out of every five are defective.

[saireuh]

So you like blondes with 'staches? Ew.

But, otherwise, hello!

[Jacen]

Hey rustytrombone

yeah fuzzy toilet seat covers are gross

[rustytrombone]

Blondes have less evident 'staches. I have this sayin' that goes : out of sight, out of mind. Like putting a paper bag over the head of that one-eyed girl that smells like Doritos and patchouli you just met in a bar after you drank a bottle and a half of Old Crow whiskey while you're trying to get it up just to get it in but your penis is smarter than your brain and plays like a dead trout. Just like that.

[BrynTheSkits]

I like fuzzy toilet seat covers...

[saireuh]

Nice analogy rusty... lol.

[gil69]

One out of every five, huh? That's mind boggling...

hha, just messin with ya. Welcome Rusty...

[the_green_dragon]

Er.... charming. Nice to meet you. I hope.

[sphinx]

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